Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Haiku Wednesday: Quality



The beef is stringy
Rough, aged tendons left behind
Someone send me floss.

5 comments:

  1. Pudding, Oh pudding
    Vegetarians covet
    They cannot have you

    Sticking with the food theme mixed with a little Pink Floyd.

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  2. salsbury steak day,
    mash potato camouflage,
    mission accomplished.

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  3. Chi... You're killin' me... You know, and what were we getting away with? "Ha! I'm getting fatter for free, bitches!"

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  4. Mike, this is very apropos as I eat in the British chow hall every day. And all of the desserts are called pudding.

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  5. It was just for the thrill of it all. You get to the check out register, your palms get a little sweaty as the lunch lady looks over your tray. You're hoping there isn't any steak poking through the potatos. Its like the Thomas Crown Affair (new version), but instead of priceless art its government meat.

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